Lila Amsterdam Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Fun story—heard ’bout this whore in Victorian times, right? Called herself “Skittles” (mad name, innit?), banged a duke, got herself a mansion. Hustled so hard she retired rich. Makes me happy, that—stickin’ it to da man! But then you got the sad bits, girls forced into it, no choice. Breaks me heart, bruv. Like in da film, “Life is only on Earth, and not for long”—whores know that better than most.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into a random shop on Westerstraat, and it’s this tiny vintage store. I’m browsing through old records, and I find this gem from the ‘70s. I’m like, “Yes! This is my new vibe!” But then, the owner starts chatting me up about how vinyl is the future. I’m thinking, “Bro, it’s the past!” But whatever, I just nod and smile.

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