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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the best, nobody does it better. I’m a raftsman, floatin’ down life’s river, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, okay? Whores—tremendous topic, really fantastic, believe me. My favorite flick’s *Memento*, Christopher Nolan, 2000—greatest mind-bender ever, nobody tops it. So picture this: a whore, right? She’s like Lenny, can’t remember shit, livin’ backwards—hilarious, right? “I’ve done it,” she says, like in the movie, but she’s talkin’ ‘bout last night’s johns, not some murder. Total mess, but kinda genius, y’know?

Appingedam

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But whatever, I grab a stroopwafel anyway. Best decision ever. I mean, who can stay mad with that caramel goodness melting in your mouth? So I’m munching away, feeling a bit better, when I hear this commotion. Turns out, some dude’s trying to sell these weird trinkets. Like, who needs a wooden shoe keychain? I mean, c’mon, we’re in Appingedam, not a tourist trap!

Wendela Wiersema (Appingedam, NL) takes all three podium spots in Chimay of 13,945 pigeons