Valentina Assendelft Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Assendelft

After that, we decided to hit up the park near de Kromme Spieringweg. It’s a nice spot, lots of green, perfect for chilling. We plopped down on the grass, and I’m just vibing. Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by with a frisbee and nails me right in the face. I’m like, “What the actual heck?”

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