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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the Master of the Forest, so I’m gonna lay the smackdown on this topic: whores! Yeah, baby, we’re divin’ deep into the wild, untamed woods of this convo, and I’m bringin’ my fave flick, *The Grand Budapest Hotel*, into the mix. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, sniffin’ out the truth like a damn bloodhound, and suddenly – BAM! – I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores, and not just any kinda whores, but the classy, mysterious ones, like somethin’ straight outta Wes Anderson’s playbook.

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