Vanessa Bergeyk Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

Picture this: velvet curtains, cheap perfume, guys stumblin’ in. Reminds me of “I can’t do this, Frank!”—that tension, secrets slippin’. Brothels got stories, man. Heard one ‘bout this madam in Nevada, 1800s—ran her spot like a queen. Served tea to cops to keep ‘em quiet. Sneaky, huh? Cracked me up—tea and hookers, what a combo!

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First off, I’m cruising down the Molenstraat, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! A pigeon decides my shoulder is its personal landing pad. Like, dude, I’m not a statue! I freak out, spill my coffee all over my new shirt. Great start, right? I’m standing there, flapping my arms like a maniac, and this old lady on the corner just cackles at me. Thanks, lady. Real supportive.

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