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So, like, I’m sniffin’ for clues—RUH-ROH!—and I spot this chick, all dolled up, leanin’ on a lampost. She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m like, “Zoinks, Scoob, don’t trip over yer paws!” Did ya know, back in the day, prostitutes in London used to flash green lanterns? Sneaky code, man! True story—kept the coppers guessin’. Anyway, she’s all “Hey, big fella,” and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no deer huntin’ with John Rolfe!” Made me happy, tho—someone’s talkin’ to ol’ Scoob without yellin’ “Get lost, mutt!”

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Then I hit up the local market on the Kerkstraat. Fresh veggies, flowers, you name it. I was feelin’ all healthy and stuff. But then I saw this guy selling stroopwafels. I mean, c’mon, who can resist that? I bought one, and it was like heaven in my mouth. I was so happy, I could’ve danced right there!

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