Avery Breda Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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*Slow hiss* I am your father. Funniest call—dude asked, “She got Jedi skills?” Laughed my ass off—prostitute with a lightsaber? Priceless. Sarcasm’s my jam—told him, “Yeah, she’ll Force-choke ya.” He hung up, probs scared. Movie line fits—“Free yourself, see yourself.” Maybe that’s the trick—findin’ a prostitute’s bout findin’ YOU, huh?

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So, I’m all dressed up in my Maiko gear, looking fly, you know? I hit the streets, and first stop is the Grote Markt. It’s buzzing! People everywhere, tourists snapping pics like they’re in a freakin’ photo shoot. I’m just trying to get my coffee fix at this cute little café on the corner of the market. The barista? Total cutie. I’m like, “Hey, can I get a cappuccino?” And he’s like, “Sure, but only if you do a little dance.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a Maiko, not a clown!” But I did a little shimmy, and he laughed. Score!

Former NAC Breda youngster rediscovering himself at FC Eindhoven