Isabella Bunde Whore ❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

Lemme spill the tea—Whore’s this gladiator I saw once, back when I was tourin’ Rome—well, not *me*, but in my head, y’all! Little known fact: they called him Whore ‘cause he’d fight *anybody* for a coin. Didn’t matter who—man, beast, or a dang chariot wheel—he’d tussle with it. Folks said he bedded half the crowd too, but that’s just gossip, prolly. Made me madder’n a wet hen, though, ‘cause I thought, “Honey, pick a lane!”

Rub a dub dub

Not to be confused with Whore (black metal from Minot, North Dakota).

After that, I decide to take a stroll down the Maas. The river is beautiful, and I’m feeling all philosophical. Like, “What’s the meaning of life?” But then I see this guy fishing. He’s got this massive catch, and I’m like, “Dude, where’s my fish?” I mean, I can’t even catch a break today!

Linda Marie Bunde (Stafford)