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So, picture this—I’m scopin’ one out, right? She’s got this *Talk to Her* energy—quiet, intense, like she’s holdin’ a secret. I’m thinkin’, “Is she a philosopher or just high?” Either way, I’m hooked. I ask her rate—dry as hell, I go, “What’s the API for that?” She stares, blank. Total meme fail. I laugh, she doesn’t—awkward as a SpaceX landing fumble. But then she smirks, and I’m like, “Oh, she gets it!” Happy vibes, man—human connection’s the real payload.

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I get to the meeting, and it’s a disaster. The farmers are all riled up about the new regulations. They’re talking about crop rotations and soil health, and I’m just sitting there, trying to keep my cool. One guy, Jan, he’s waving his arms around like a windmill. I’m thinking, “Dude, chill!” But I can’t say that.

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