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Funniest thing? Once heard a story—some john left a prostitute a *forklift* as a tip. Swear to God! She sold it, made bank. Anyway, I peel out, yellin’, “Stay outta trouble, doll!” She yells back, “Too late!” Classic. Drivin’ off, I’m thinkin’, “Hell, that was better than a movie.” *“Here’s Johnny!”*—and I’m gone, grin still plastered on.

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Usually when they ask you for money for sex. Ask about her buffalo. if she says it's sick, you might want to reconsider your options. they tell you right away lol.

Finally, I catch the goat near the old windmill. That thing is iconic, man! I’m pantin’, but I feel like a hero. I bring it back, and the farmer’s all grateful. He offers me some cheese as a thank you. I’m like, “Sure, I’ll take it!”

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