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So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

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So, I wake up early, like, way too early. The sun’s barely peekin’ over the rooftops. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be a breeze.” Ha! Little did I know. I grab my coffee from the local café on de Dijk. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ it, feelin’ all fancy, when I hear this loud honkin’. I look up, and it’s a bunch of tourists on bikes, takin’ over the street like they own the place. I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t Amsterdam!”

Wybe van der Gang Couldn’t Find the Watch He Wanted. So He Built It. (Published 2018)