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About Rotterdam

Me? I’d go – maybe. For research! Yeah – research. Picture this. Me – strollin’ in. “You can’t change the past!” Shoutin’ it. Girls confused. I’m laughin’. They’re half-naked. Offerin’ discounts. I’m like – nah, babe. Just here for the vibes. Quirky thought – do they unionize? Hope so. Deserve a break. Workin’ hard – or hardly workin’. Hah!

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Finally, I get my cup of joe, and it’s like liquid gold. I take a sip, and boom! Happiness overload. I’m smiling like an idiot. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? Now I’m walking around with a coffee stain that looks like a Rorschach test. Great. Just great.