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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya bout this heffa—whore! I’m sittin here, mad as a wet hen, thinkin bout how she be switchin them hips like she own the block. Reminds me of that movie I love, *Talk to Her*—you know, Pedro Almodóvar got that mess right! That line, “A woman’s silence is her loudest cry,” fits this chick perfect. She out here quiet, but them eyes? Screamin she a whole mess! I’m like, “Gurl, who you foolin?”

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For now I sling it about to any open markets and agents like some sort of literary whore. Hopefully I'll find someone keen soon, or my previous publisher.

After that drama, I’m like, “I need a drink.” So, I hit up my fave café on De Langenberg again. I order a beer, and the bartender’s like, “You look like you’ve had a day.” I laugh and tell him about the pigeon. He’s cracking up, and I’m feeling better. We chat about Elst, the best spots, and he tells me about this hidden gem of a restaurant. I’m definitely checking that out.

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