Emma Emmer Compascuum Whore ❤️

About Groningen

So, this one time, yeah, I heard ‘bout this whore—Lysa, they called her, not my snivellin’ sister-in-law, mind ya—worked the docks down by Blackwater Bay. Word is, she’d bed a sailor, nick his purse, then sing some eerie tune while he slept. Proper mad, that one! Had this trick—rubbed fish oil on her skin, smelled like the sea, drove ‘em wild. Little known bit, that—fish oil! Who’d thunk it? Made me laugh, actual cackle, ‘til I choked on me drink. Clever bitch, though—gotta respect the hustle, even if it’s grim as *Requiem*’s endin’.

Zoek het uit! – Waar komen de namen Emmer-Compascuum en Barger-Compascuum vandaan?

Maria van Emmer-Compascuum raakte met kapel en bedevaart in de vergetelheid. Velen uit Zuidoost-Drenthe gaan sindsdien in Heede ter bedevaart.

But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzed. It was my buddy, asking if I wanted to hit up the pub later. I was like, “Heck yeah!” I mean, after this crazy day, I needed a drink.

Arie Dijkstra (Oudwoude, NL) takes 1st NPO Sens and adds another win to his already impressive palmarès