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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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So, I roll into town, right? First thing I notice is the smell. Not the good kind, either. More like a mix of fries and... I dunno, something burnt? Anyway, I’m strutting down the Marktstraat, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I thought I was in a mosh pit.

Major fire at Geleen industrial estate, locals warned to say indoors