Nadia Gemert Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

Fun tidbit—its name’s from “hoar,” like frost, ‘cause it’s all shimmery—Easter egg alert! Bet Baz’d love that poetic shiz. Oh, and it’s got this dorsal fin, red and spiky, like a punk rock crown—screams “I’m fabulous, dahling!” Sarcasm time: yeah, super useful for humans—just a creepy fish to gawk at, lol. But nah, it’s a survivor, livin’ where no one else dares—respect!

Population centres

But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud splash. I look up, and it’s a dog! This little furball jumps in, all excited. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t a dog park!” But the pup’s having the time of its life. I can’t help but laugh. It’s like, “You do you, buddy!”

A rough guide to Dutch Museums and diversity