Ruby Hasselt Brothel ❤️

About Almere

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, brothel, man, it’s wild! I’m like a butcher, slicin’ meat, but this? This is next level crazy! Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”. You know, “Sand is overrated, just tiny rocks,” right? Brothels kinda like that—overhyped, but gritty real. I’m Bart Simpson, yo, I see stuff! Like, did ya know brothels been around forever? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how dope’s that? Chicks howlin’ for cash, ha!

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There are 5 ways to get from Hasselt Park H to Pascha (brothel) by bus, train, night bus, car, or train (Eurostar). Select an option below to see step-by-step.

After that, I head to a meeting at the Hasselt City Hall. I’m pumped, right? We’re discussing some new programs for the community. But then, my colleague, let’s call him “Mr. Negative,” starts ranting about budget cuts. Like, dude, can we not? I’m trying to be optimistic here! I mean, we’re in Hasselt, the city of jenever and fashion. We should be celebrating, not crying over money!

hasselt university students employ reclaimed timber and earth bricks for communal pavilion