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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion fuckin’ Lannister! I drink and I know things, right? So, let’s chat about findin’ a prossie—er, prostitute. Picture this: me, stumblin’ through King’s Landing, half-pissed on Dornish red, lookin’ for a lass to warm me bed. “Anyone can be trained to serve,” like that lil’ chef rat in *Ratatouille* says—same goes for these workin’ girls, yeah? Skill’s skill, don’t matter the trade.

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So, I pack up and head to the market. It’s bustling, people everywhere. I love it! The smell of fresh bread, flowers, and, of course, cheese. I spot my mom, and she’s holding this massive wheel of Gouda. I’m like, “Mom, you’re gonna need a truck for that!”

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