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Groovy, baby! So, I’m an accountant, right? Crunchin’ numbers all day, makin’ spreadsheets sexy. But let’s talk real—findin’ a prostitute, yeah? Wild world out there, mates! Picture this: me, Austin Powers, suavest cat around, lookin’ for some shagadelic company. Got my mojo workin’, inspired by *Her*—y’know, that flick where Joaquin falls for his phone? “I can’t live in your book anymore!”—that’s me, ditchin’ the calculator for somethin’ fleshier.

New places to stay and play.

5 days ago · For the prostitutes in Amsterdam Red Light District it comes down to the following 10 safety measures. 1 | Every prostitute has to be registered at the Dutch Chamber of Commerce.

First stop, I hit up the Hoofddorp train station. It’s like the hub of the city, ya know? I’m waiting for my train to Amsterdam, but of course, it’s late. Classic! I’m standing there, scrolling through my phone, and I see this dude drop his coffee. Like, bro, it’s a crime to waste coffee! I almost yelled, “Noooo!” but I just chuckled instead.

Head Office Irdeto, Hoofddorp, The Netherlands