Julia Hoorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

Oh, fun fact—did ya know some old-school whores in Paris used to smuggle messages in their corsets durin’ wars? Spies and sex workers, double whammy! Bet Eduardo Saverin wish he’d had that kinda backup when Mark screwed him over. “It’s not about money, it’s about the Winklevii,” or whatever—nah, it’s about power, and whores know that game better than most.

Portrait of Philip de Montmorency, Count of Hoorn

Hoorn (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈɦoːr(ə)n] ⓘ) is a city and municipality in the northwest of the Netherlands, in the province of North Holland. It is the largest town and the traditional capital .

So, I stroll down to the harbor. The boats are bobbing, and the water’s glistening. I’m feeling all artsy, ya know? I whip out my pencil and start sketching the old ships. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m like, “Dude, that was my lunch!” I chase it for a sec, but it’s too fast. I’m left standing there, hangry and confused.

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