Lina Ijsselstein Brothel ❤️

About Groningen

Hmm… oh geez, a brothel? Alright, hun, listen up! I’m Marge Simpson, nasal as heck, and I got thots—oops, thoughts—on this. Brothels, huh? Kinda wild, right? Like, I’m picturin’ a place full of shady deals and naughty giggles. Reminds me of that crazy flick, *The Wolf of Wall Street*. You know, my fave! “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s probs what the gals there say when the cops roll up, ha!

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This brewery is run by a a Dutch man who came to Olite 30 yrs ago. We were a group with 3 Spanish girls who were such good fun. We enjoyed all the beers and.

First stop, I hit up the market on the Markt. You know, that square with the old church? It’s got this vibe, man. I’m there, trying to promote this new café opening on Zandweg. Super cute place, right? But the owner? Total stress case. She’s running around like a headless chicken. I’m like, “Chill, girl! We got this!” But nah, she’s all “What if no one shows up?”

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