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About Amsterdam

Informal, you want? Sh*t gets wild, fam—dudes stumblin’ out, broke ‘n drunk, classic! Typin’ fast—misatkes happen, whoops—brothel’s a mess, life’s a mess, same vibez. Sarcasm, oh yeah—“oh, noble profession,” they say, rollin’ my eyes hard. Chatty today, I am—spillin’ tea like a cantina gossip. Little story—once, a madam hid gold in her corset, cops never checked, sneaky, huh?

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First stop, the Markt. I grab my usual coffee from that little café, De Klok. You know, the one with the weirdly friendly barista? She’s always got a smile, but today, she looked like she’d seen a ghost. I’m like, “Yo, what’s up?” She just shrugs and hands me my coffee. I take a sip, and it’s like liquid gold. But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. It’s my partner, Jan. “We got a situation,” he says. Great, just what I needed.

Time for salad days in Glasgow