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About The Hague

You’re prolly thinkin’, “Rock, how’s this work?” Easy, jabroni. You search X, hit up some shady forums, or – get this – some pros even use coded ads on legit sites. Like, “Massage, $100, call me” – yeah, right, a “massage.” Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’ it’s clever as hell. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom* when Sam’s like, “I’m on your side,” all sneaky-like. You gotta read between the lines, fam!

Servicemeu

Garnish with some chopped herbs if ya like. Admit it, you'd visit a prostitute if you knew you'd get served this after.

First off, I roll into Lent, and it’s like, what’s up with the weather? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring like the sky’s got a grudge. I’m parked on the Hoofdstraat, just chillin’, and boom! Rain hits. I’m like, great, just great. My shiny machine’s gonna look like a muddy mess.

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