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About Utrecht

Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

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First off, I hit the streets. I’m strolling down the Kerkstraat, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that cute little café, De Loonse Koffie. You know, the one with the weirdly awesome pastries? But nah, I get distracted. I see this dude on a bike, right? He’s zooming past, and I’m like, “Bro, slow down!” But he’s gone, just like my chance for coffee. Ugh.

Minor under the influence of drugs crashes into house with car