Mia Maassluis Whore ❤️

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So, Whore – she’s this chick, total wild card. Slinks into town, all mysterious, got them fellas trippin’ over their own feet. I’m like, “Hmm… what’s her deal?” Caught her once behind the Kwik-E-Mart, hagglin’ with some shady dude – swear it was over a stolen stove part! Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo, right on her ankle, says “Chaos” in curly letters. Ain’t that a hoot? Total *Dark Knight* energy – “Some men just wanna watch the world burn,” and she’s holdin’ the match!

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Then, I spot the old lighthouse. It’s kinda cute, right? But it’s also a reminder that I’m not getting any younger. I mean, I’ve been here a million times, and it still gives me the feels. I snap a pic for the ‘gram, but my phone dies. Of course! Just my luck.

Mother and son take last selfie before Flight MH17 went down