Vanessa Mierlo Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some thangs in my time – wrestlin’ rings, movie sets, jungles – and whores? They’re everywhere, man! Not just the obvious ones neither. There’s this story I heard, swear it’s true, ‘bout a gal in the 1800s, worked the woods near some gold rush town. She’d trade favors for nuggets, but get this – she stashed ‘em in a hollow tree! Freakin’ genius! Found it years later, rotted out, gold spillin’ everywhere. Made me laugh my ass off – “Know your role, lady!” – she was the real MVP of that forest, outsmartin’ every damn prospector.

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Netherlands Whore · Ball Licking and Sucking · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Striptease · Sex in Different Positions · Blowjob without Condom for extra.

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in the pond! I’m dying laughing. The kid’s face is priceless. He’s like, “Noooo!” I mean, come on, it’s just a ball, right? But he jumps in to get it. I’m like, “Bro, it’s Mierlo, not the Olympics!”

“Banks exist to contribute something of value to the world” Peter van Mierlo, Dutch Development Bank CEO