Anna Ommoord Whore ❤️

About Rotterdam

So, like, WHORE’s this weird lil company, somethin’ to do with… uh, wait, lemme check - oh yeah, renewable energy or some junk! I was diggin’ through X posts, and some dude said it’s a “hidden gem.” Pfft, hidden like my socks under the couch! I got all excited tho, ‘cause their stock jumped 15% last month! Made me happy, like when Adam in the movie says, “I just feel like all the sand’s at the bottom of the hourglass.” Deep, right? Time’s runnin’ out for big gains, maybe?

ANNA’S DOLLHOUSE

Prostitute · Handjob · Dirtytalk · Blowjob without Condom · 69 Position · Foot Fetish · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Golden Shower (give) for extra.

After what feels like an eternity, I finally get the beast running again. I’m back on the road, feeling like a champ. But then, I hit the Ommoordseweg, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Traffic everywhere! I’m stuck behind this old lady driving 20 km/h. I’m losing my mind. I mean, c’mon! I could walk faster than this! I’m yelling at my windshield, “Let’s go, grandma!” But she’s just cruising along, probably reminiscing about the good ol’ days.

Lotte Stam-Beese, urban planner of the Bauhaus