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Ooh, here’s a weird one—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at folks. Freakin’ hilarious! Bird squawkin’, “Get lost, ya shiny bastard!”—straight outta Fury Road energy. I’d die laughin’, swear. Makes me wanna visit, just for the chaos. Personal quirk? I’d prolly ask for a donut menu—D’oh!—and they’d kick me out. “Mmm… donuts,” I’d mumble, stumblin’ back to the car.

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First off, I hit up the local bakery on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best broodjes? I’m talking about those fresh rolls that make you wanna cry. I grab a kaasbroodje, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a walking disaster.

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