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So, I’m driving home, and I’m thinking about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. Ouddorp, you’ve got my heart. From the coffee spills to the seagull heists, it was a wild ride. I can’t wait to come back and do it all over again. Just maybe with a bib next time.

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