Freya Selwerd Whore ❤️

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So, whore, she everywhere, right? In Kazakhstan, we got girls in village, they work hard, then some go to city, become “lady of night.” I see one once, her name Gulnara, she wear big fur hat, even in summer—crazy! She tell me, “Borat, I make 5 tenge for kiss, 20 for more!” I say, “Gulnara, you worth million tenge, why so cheap?” She laugh, say, “Life hard, Borat, I no robot like in movie!” That make me angry—why she gotta sell herself? World unfair, yes?

I'm A Whore And That's Alright!

So, I roll into Selwerd, right? First thing I notice is the streets. Like, what’s up with the names? You got the Van der Waalsstraat, and I’m like, who even was that guy? Sounds fancy, but I’m just here for some coffee. I hit up this little café on the corner of the H. de Vriesstraat. Best cappuccino ever! I mean, I’m a sucker for caffeine, but this was next level.

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