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Then, boom, I spot her—red heels clickin’, confidence screamin’. “You’re a funny guy, Bill Murray,” I mutter, laughin’ at myself, ‘cause this shit’s surreal. She’s cool, tho—chill vibe, not pushy, asks what I’m into. I’m like, “Baby, I’m Kanye, I’m EVERYTHIN’!” She smirks—prolly heard that a million times. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—bathhouses where it’s all legal-ish, sneaky loopholes, blew my damn mind when I read that!

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. I mean, really? It’s like the sky’s tryin’ to mess with me. I’m runnin’ around, tryin’ to cover my tools, and I slip on the wet wood. Boom! Right on my butt. I’m layin’ there, laughin’ at myself, thinkin’ this is just perfect.

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