Eliza Vlaardingen Brothel ❤️❤️

About Utrecht

But, ugh, some stuff pisses me off! Like, the judgy people—ew, so annoying! Actin’ all high and mighty when, hello, it’s just humans bein’ humans. I’m over here, happy as fuck, thinkin’ how chill it’d be to just hang there, no stress, no drama. Maybe I’d roll up in my tractor, all badass—Kim K style, obvi! “Too fragile for this world,” like the movie says—brothels feel that way, hidden and tough.

BORDEEL BOVEN TRUCKERSCAFÉ VLAARDINGEN

Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, what the heck? I thought I left my umbrella in the forest! So, I duck into a shop on the Van der Waalstraat. It’s a quirky little place, full of antiques. I’m browsing, and I find this old compass. I’m like, “This could be useful for my forest adventures!” But the price tag? Nah, not today, buddy.

Sharp humour? Café Mes name change is early "April Fool" prank