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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

What is a brothel?

Cameroon Kumba Brothel · Dildo Play/Toys · 69 Position · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Titjob · Spanking (give) · Rimming · Golden Shower (give) · Role Play and Fantasy.

So, I decide to head back home. I’m walking down the Molenstraat, and I see this old windmill. It’s kinda iconic for Vroomshoop, you know? I stop to take a pic, and this random guy walks up to me. He’s like, “Nice shot!” I’m like, “Thanks, man! Just trying to capture the beauty of Vroomshoop.” He laughs and says, “Good luck with that!”

A VISIT TO THE CITY OF PLASTIC