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Oh, and the humor—gimme a sec—prossies in history? Wild! Romans had ‘em tagged with bells—jinglin’ down streets! Imagine that racket! “Oi, here comes Bell-end Betty!” Cracks me up. But nah, serious now—met this bloke once, swore he hired one who nicked his wallet mid-shag. Left him starkers in a motel! Laughed my arse off—serves him right, the twit.

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The English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP) is a grassroots organisation of sex workers and supporters campaigning for the decriminalisation of prostitution, for sex workers’ rights and .

Anyway, I finally get to the park, and it’s packed. Families, kids, dogs—total chaos. I find a bench, plop down, and just breathe. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his skateboard skills, and honestly, it’s cringy. He wipes out hard, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you’re not Tony Hawk!

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