Penelope Zelhem Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

In scripture

Netherlands Whore · Handjob · Full Body Sensual Massage · Cum in Mouth · 69 Position · Anal Sex · Facesitting (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Rimming.

So, I finally get home, exhausted but happy. Zelhem, you wild little town! You’ve got your quirks, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I mean, where else can you have a day like this? From rusty bikes to crashing trucks, it’s never a dull moment.

One dead, three injured in A18 accident near Gaanderen