Lucy Zierikzee Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s a goofy thing—didja know some whores in history wrote MUSIC? Yeah, like, real songs! Not with mayonnaise, tho—is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, still dunno. But imagine ‘em strummin’ a guitar, singin’ bout their crazy lives—hysterical! I’d dance to that, floppin’ all over Bikini Bottom!

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Then, I’m wandering down the Lange Nobelstraat, and I spot this art gallery. I’m all about supporting local artists, so I pop in. The vibe is chill, but the art? Whoa. There’s this painting of the harbor, and it’s so vivid, I can almost smell the sea. I’m standing there, lost in thought, when the gallery owner comes up. She’s super passionate, talking about the inspiration behind the piece. I’m nodding, but inside, I’m like, “I just wanna paint my feelings, lady!”

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