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So yeah, findin a prostitute ain’t just a transaction, it’s a bloody saga! “The truth is so slippery,” she says, another *Stories We Tell* line, and I’m noddin like a twat cos she’s right. We shall fight the lies, the loneliness, the lot! Paid her, had a laugh, and buggered off before the parrot clocked me. Mate, it’s a jungle out there – but I’d do it again, typos and all!

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First off, I decided to hit up the local café, De Koffiepot. Best coffee in Zutphen, hands down. I ordered my usual—cappuccino, extra foam, because why not? But then, the barista, this dude named Joris, spills my drink all over the counter. Like, come on, man! I’m not made of money! I just laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “Really? Is this how we’re starting?”

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