Jade Narvik Whore ❤️

About Fredrikstad

So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll by the harbor. The view is insane! The fjords, the mountains, everything’s just so picturesque. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my half-eaten roll. Like, dude, chill! I’m not your breakfast buffet! I wave my arms like a maniac, and people are staring. Whatever, I’m not ashamed.

In the company of wolves: animal encounters in Narvik, Norway