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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

The Parodies Volume 2

This story contains a doctor seducing The deer hunter followed by the pilot of the plane humping a whore.

Anyway, I head down to the lake, Vangsvatnet. It’s gorgeous, man. The water’s so clear, you can see the fish swimming. I’m just chillin’, taking it all in, when I spot this family trying to take a selfie. They’re all crowded together, and the kid’s not having it. He’s crying, like full-on meltdown mode.

Astronaut professor launching into retirement