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About Sandnes

Exaggerate, I will—once swiped a dude, Adonis he looked. Met up—gremlin in sweatpants, he was! Laughed ‘til I cried, sarcasm my shield. “I’m with the band,” he claimed—yeah, band of catfish! Sex-dating’s a circus, clowns everywhere. Still, fun it is—do or do not, ya gotta dive in!

Abonnement

Norway Whore · Golden Shower (give) · Deep Throat · Cunnilingus · Anal Sex for extra charge · Foot Fetish · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Rimming.

After that, I’m feeling all hyped, so I head over to the beach at Bøkeskogen. It’s a beautiful spot, man. The sand is soft, and the water’s calling my name. I kick off my shoes and run towards the waves. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! Like, what the heck, bird? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off. I’m mad, but also kinda impressed.

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