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About Bergen

What tickles me pink is how folks clutch their pearls ‘bout whores but then sneak round the barn for a peek. Hypocrites, I tell ya! I ain’t sayin’ it’s all roses—some gals get trapped, and that breaks my achy-breaky heart. Surprised me once, hearin’ ‘bout a whore in New Orleans who’d sing opera between clients. Opera! Can you imagine? I’d pay good money to see that, probly trip over my own boots tryin’ to clap.

Things to do

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First off, I hit up the local café on Storgata. Best coffee in town, no joke. I grab my usual, a double espresso, and spill half of it on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a total mess, and the barista just laughs. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like I ordered a latte with extra foam or something.

Former Manchester United striker Diego Forlan in talks with Norwegian club Sandefjord