Eliza Sandefjord Whore ❤️❤️

About Fredrikstad

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Things to do

Aug 5,  · Selv om kjøp av sex er ulovlig i Norge, er tilbyderne av seksuelle tjenester i Sandefjord bare et par tastetrykk unna.

Later, I hit up a local pub on Torggata. Grab a beer, and I’m chatting with some locals. They’re telling me about the history of Sandefjord—like, did you know it was a whaling town back in the day? Crazy! I’m just sitting there, soaking it all in, feeling like I belong.

KLM returns to Torp/Sandefjord, Norway, twice daily