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Yo, sex-dating’s a wild trip, man. Like, swipin’ right, hopin’ for a freak. Ain’t no flowers, just straight lust. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—why’s it so easy? Apps got folks actin’ feral, yo. Back in ‘98, some dude in Cali—true story—met his chick through a sex ad. Newspaper, not Tinder, that’s OG shit. No pics, just vibes, still smashed. Wild, right? Makes me happy—old school wins.

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First off, I hit the road down Queen St. Traffic was a nightmare. I mean, come on! It’s like everyone decided to take their sweet time today. I’m stuck behind this old dude in a rusty car, going 30 in a 50 zone. I’m like, “C’mon, mate! You’re not on a Sunday drive!” Finally, I zoom past him, and boom! There’s a bus blocking the whole road. Classic Auckland, right?

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