Lydia Cromwell Whore ❤️

About Palmerston North

Oh, and—funny story—heard some old Argentine hooker once inspired a tango ‘bout her! True or not, I’d buy it. She’s a freakin’ legend in my book. Sarcasm? Pfft, she’d eat Hollywood’s fake tears for breakfast. Hi-ho, that’s my take—Whore’s a badass, flaws and all! Whaddya think, buddy?

Production

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s shining like it’s tryin’ to blind me. I grab my coffee from the local café on The Mall. Best flat white ever, I swear! But then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the Cromwell Heritage Precinct!”

Cromwell supermarket expansion under way