Jasmine Epsom Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Palmerston North

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

Elizabeth Shelby

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So, I finish my coffee, head home, and think, “Tomorrow’s another day.” Epsom, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. Even with the potholes and barking dogs, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

3/144 St Andrews Road, Epsom, Auckland City