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About Palmerston North

Alright, babe, lemme spill the tea—prostitutes, huh? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” and I’m vibin’ here thinkin’ bout them workin’ gals. So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, she’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience, and I’m like, damn, girl, you’re livin’ *Holy Motors* IRL! That flick’s my jam—Leos Carax, 2012, total mindfuck. Candy’s like Monsieur Oscar, switchin’ roles, playin’ the game, “one mustn’t be afraid to lose oneself!”—she’s out there hustlin’, transformin’, and I’m obsessed.

‘Madame Brownie’ (bordello operator)

Handjob; Prostate Massage; Deep Throat; 69 Position; Titjob; Cunnilingus; Foot Fetish; Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

Finally, I get her shoes sorted, and she’s so happy. She gives me a plate of cookies as a thank you. I mean, who doesn’t love cookies? I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when suddenly, the door swings open. It’s this guy, all frantic. “I need shoes! Like, now!”

Marcus Bisram’s preliminary inquiry transferred to Springlands