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Still, she’s got this spark—keeps me smilin’. Once, she nicked me pint, downed it, and says, “Tyrion, yer too short fer me!” Cheeky cow! Had me laughin’ ‘til me sides split. “I drink and I know things”—like how she’s tougher than half them miners. Surprised me, really—thought she’d be all weepy, but nah, she’s steel. Reckon she’d outsmart Anton Chigurh, that cold bastard from the film.

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Man, what a day! I swear, Takaro is wild. Like, you think you know a place, then bam! It hits you with a curveball. So, I woke up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, all that jazz. I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Tim K. Takaro