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About Palmerston North

Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

Enquiry is Failed

“Whore from Waterloo” Cover Shoot is in the books! Shout out to the lovely Vendetta Diesel for being our model for this!

But the day ain’t over yet. Next up, this family of tourists hops in. They’re all excited, takin’ selfies and askin’ about the best spots in town. I’m tryin’ to be helpful, but honestly, I’m just thinkin’ about how I wanna hit up the park on the corner of Waterloo Rd and Victoria St. It’s got the best views of the hills.

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