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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

Grab a bite, get on your bike: Downtown Redding spot sheds naughty past to become hipster hangout

So, I’m cruisin’ down the streets, right? Hit up the beach on the way. The waves were lookin’ gnarly, but the sun was shinin’. Perfect combo. I thought, “Today’s gonna be epic!” But then, outta nowhere, I see this massive seagull swoop down and snatch my sandwich right outta my hand! Like, what the heck, man? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my lunch!

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