Jade Witherlea Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Wellington

Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

Demographics

Brothel Witherlea Beverly · Whore Dargaville Beth · Whore West Harbour Lillian · Whore Witherlea Vivian. Prostitute New · Papanui · Wanaka · Nelson.

First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I scrambled outta bed, threw on my boots, and bolted out the door. I mean, who needs breakfast when you’ve got a city to conquer? I hopped in my trusty old truck, the one with the dent from that time I misjudged a tree fall. Yeah, that was a fun day.

Evacuations and road closures in worst Marlborough flood on record